Suntan Rule No.1

I can't guarantee that all (or even any) of the jokes in here will be suitable for younger viewers, but hopefully they'll all be funny!!

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Suntan Rule No.1

Postby stevewp » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:47 pm

When you go to the beach,
you should always follow an important rule:

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*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*




*NEVER !*




*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*




*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*




*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*
*NEVER !*






rub suntan lotion on someone whom you do not know!!!


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Postby Dave Carey » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:58 pm

:D :D :D
Bollox..indeed.I was just thinking..Beach and yer Bitch go together..cute arse.

OH Fooking Hell.....Maybe a move to Omega Riders Section lest you offend all the Deep South Riders State Side.

Just makes you think though!!
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Silver!

Postby Silver! » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:36 pm

Lovin' it, lovin' it, lovin' it...

...lovin' it like that!

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Postby stevewp » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:41 pm

Lmao Ray. At least it's allowed on here (which of course it would be!! Lol)
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Postby Rob » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:01 pm

well it would be a solution if you are Bi sexual, but I'll be clear with that....I like the WOMEN....so I mus be a lesbian....lol....
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Postby Guest » Fri Jul 07, 2006 7:22 pm

stevewp wrote:Lmao Ray. At least it's allowed on here (which of course it would be!! Lol)

...which goes to prove that Lupos and Arosas are driven by old ladies!

Oops! Did i just asy that out loud!

...I didn't mean that to anyone visiting from CL! HONEST!

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Postby jim144 » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:13 pm

I have a friend who is Bisexual, if he can't get it for nowt then he buys it !


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