How much time do I have left ?

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How much time do I have left ?

Postby StJean » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:28 am

Doctor, tell me, how much time do I have left ?
Ten.
Ten ? ten of what ? Days ? Weeks ? Years ?
Nine.
If a man says he will fix it, he will !
There's no need to remind him every six months about it.

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