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Brian Steers
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Quick thinking.

Postby Brian Steers » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:47 pm

Subject: Fast Thinker
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> "Old Man, a Corvette and The M1 "
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> A London senior citizen drove his
> brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down
> the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
> what little hair he had left. "Amazing, " he thought as he flew up the
> M1, pushing the pedal even more.
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> Looking in his rear view mirror, he
> saw a Thames Valley police car, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
> He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
> "What am I doing? I'm too old for this! "and pulled over to await the
> traffic cops arrival.
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> Pulling in behind him, the traffic cop got out
> of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch,
> then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you
> can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard
> -- I'll let you go."
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> The old gentleman then said: "Three years ago,
> my wife ran off with a Thames Valley Traffic cop. I thought you were
> bringing her back.
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> Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper
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