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Postby Brian Steers » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:02 pm


It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. .. ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the the
chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor,
breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude was never invited back to entertain again.

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Postby Pachi » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:51 pm

I almost fell off the chair with laughter!. :lol:

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Postby stevewp » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:55 am

Love it!

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Postby Chris » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:00 pm

BRILLIANT...!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Those you can't impress with knowledge, confuse with nonsense... :wtf:
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