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Postby yamerama » Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:52 am

Paddy gets on the train and a few minutes later a lovely young mini skirted girl takes a seat opposite. He couldn't help but notice she was going 'commando'. After a while, she say's to Paddy, 'Excuse me, but are you staring at my fanny?'. 'Well, yes, I am', he confesses. So then she explains, 'Watch this then...', and she makes it wink at him! She then explains that she can make it blow a kiss to him, and does! Then she say's, 'If you like, you can come and sit by me and put two fingers in'. Paddy replies, 'F*ck me, can it whistle too?'....

Sorry Paddy's.

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Postby the dude » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:26 am

Hey men I Luv ya, but is this funny, my god we do that all the time.
I have to remember a joke or two that are funny, for you guys, I think there were funny, I can't remember.
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Postby 24c » Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:51 pm

Some doing the rounds at the moment on my mobile, try these Dude, not in the best of taste...

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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour rubbing his testicles..something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned to her and asked "Babe, why do you love doing that?"

"Because I miss mine" she replied :shock:

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Why are women like a pack of cards?

You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to kill them, and a spade to bury them!

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Postby the dude » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:52 am

Now that's funny, the balls one best, but both good, thanks for the LOL.
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Postby 24c » Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:33 am

Another for you Dude, now that you're laughing again, and hopefully the fan will arrive today, and I can get back to MicroSquirting! :P

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
 

'Yes ', she says, 'I remember it well.'
 

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
 

'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
 


A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
 


The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in... Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
 


The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
 

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?'
 

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence

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Postby the dude » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:00 am

That's funny 24, I know some of our jokes dont translate, but that's OK.
Keep them coming.
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