Appropriate protetctive Clothing.

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Appropriate protetctive Clothing.

Postby Dave Carey » Mon May 08, 2006 4:51 pm

:D :D :twisted: :twisted:

Right you bastards....!!! You got me going,,,plus the cobblers were closed so I am a bit pissed off.

To get to the point.... 1. Have to wait for duplicate road tax licence and get my fooking boots fixed for my riding comfort/safety.

So as the summer has arrived ,,,it just reminded me of some of the total wanker's///jerk offs...and tossa's..(think that covers the western world ) who ride in ( No names no pack drill ) inappropriate clothing...obviously have a get well soonest certificate from their god!!.

So at the risk of offending anyone considering joining the club or in the club...please if you ever attend a meet where I am there and get on your bike with the idea of riding with the group I will personally push you off your bike...at 5mph or less of course..we can then discuss the sensibilities of each others actions over a pint, sore bollox and maybe a black eye or two.

I mention this because...1. Yes it is uncomfortable in your leathers or other protective gear.

2. No we can't see how big your muscles have grown while working out through the winter..( Obviously didn't excercise your brain )

So please ...don't expect a donation of blood from me because you are a serrated piece of fucking jelly after sliding at 40 mph in your glamourous T shirt. Oh and after putting through the emergency call I will happily ride off and leave you at X marks the spot and continue to enjoy my ride. Plus you will be billed for valeting of my bike should I have sinew, blood or brain tissue lodged anywhere. Lifes too short for arseholes to spoil my day.
Get a life...act resposnsibly or find a dark corner or park bench..and fooking die...safely without hurting the innocents.

If you haven't got the message please email me...I will send you a pill free of charge ......

Now I can see we are in a club of know all bastards...so perhaps some of you could discuss road surfaces, affect on traction...during early summer and late Summer. The only prize I can offer is maybe your life.

For the attention of Steve...as this topic is so unattractive to the other 85 members....please may we move it to the area where people give a flying fook.. ie..Omega Chat... For those who wish to join this area click on membership and make a minimum donation of £10.00 british pounds...

Now you can all fook off again...won't be in a good mood till boots fixed.

Fook it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Dave Saunders » Mon May 08, 2006 6:24 pm

so ill have to put my Yamaha tshirt and shorts and flip flops away for the meets dam was looking forward to try them out, say guy in the said aforementioned garments on the M4 at over a tun i thought waw were do i get the invisible leathers from??


good shout mr Beary rant on!!
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Re: Appropriate protetctive Clothing.

Postby stevewp » Mon May 08, 2006 7:02 pm

Dave Carey wrote:



For the attention of Steve...as this topic is so unattractive to the other 85 members....please may we move it to the area where people give a flying fook.. ie..Omega Chat...


Um...Dave....your the moderator in this section :rolleyes:

ie...you should be able to move it yourself!!! Lol
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Postby 24c » Mon May 08, 2006 8:52 pm

Do steel toe capped wellys count...might have a pair you could borrow Bear 8)

Actually years ago when I was a puppy, I learnt my lesson from a blow out at 78mph, the only part of me that was damaged was my ankle and knee, after a large slide down the M6 hard shoulder, near the M55 turn off on a Bank Holiday Monday...why 'cos the boots and pants had welded themselves to body parts through friction...pukka leather jacket saved my elbow, and a helmet my head...although a few might question the latter! :)
I've just started riding the GTS again, and it'll be changing

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Postby rooyenan » Mon May 08, 2006 9:31 pm

and a helmet my head...although a few might question the latter!


That explains a lot!!! :twisted: :twisted:

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Re: Appropriate protetctive Clothing.

Postby Dale » Tue May 09, 2006 9:40 pm

Dave Carey wrote::D :D :twisted: :twisted:

If you haven't got the message please email me...I will send you a pill free of charge ......

Fook it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


For god sake, never laughed so much in my life, cannot read rest of message, fooking ell tears rolling down my glasses.

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Apropriate attire sir

Postby gtsthouwa » Tue May 09, 2006 10:04 pm

-------------------------I never wear leathers-----------------------------

I never wear leathers i dont see the point, :?
When i,m riding with pack with sum c&^t in front, :lol: :lol:
If theres a spillage it won,t fukin urt, 8) 8)
I got a lovelly multicoloured shirt, 8)
To protect myself from the gravel and dirt, :wink:

I never wear leathers me knees are both safe, :?
If i drop it a t 90 it,s only a chafe, 8) 8)
As i'm sliding on tarmac just give me a wave, :wink: :wink:
Coz you see i'm so fokin brave,

I never wear leathers mi arse is so tuff, :evil:
I,d fukin go ridin when i,m in the buff, :oops:
A crash hat is all i need it,s enough, 8) 8)
So don,t tell me what to wear JUST GET STUFFED :twisted: :twisted:

Oh my god iv,e got third degree burns, 40 basted skin grafts, :cry: :cry:
All around me all i can hear is fukin laffs, :cry: :cry:
Im sure i,d be ok it,s only a bike, :cry: :cry:
I thought i could wear what i fukin like. :cry: :cry:

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